What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
10.06.2025 00:37
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
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Yes sir it is.
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.
When was the first time your wife had beastiality?
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
After a few moments he returns.
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?
Have you ever seen your wife being fucked?
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
Sure no problem officer.
Why is Roblox so laggy it’s unplayable? My computer is fine and the internet is great.
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
HELLO